I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
