I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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