apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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