how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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