Where did you get a picture of my penis
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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