i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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