your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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