Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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