This is not my ceiling
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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