Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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