I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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