He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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