Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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