I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
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A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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