You're my little dorito
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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