Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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