So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
