Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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