ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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