? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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