yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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