dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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