You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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