i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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