And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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