Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor

(248): View more from Michigan

Its my greatest physical accomplishment

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(773): View more from Illinois

i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me

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(314): View more from Missouri

I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.

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(207): View more from Maine

hows the new call of duty?

(1-207): View more from Maine

I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.

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(516): View more from New York

i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.

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(775): View more from Nevada

That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is

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