He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
lying in bed pretending to be a slug