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  no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.

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  Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7

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• (714): View more from California

  Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Cute underage boy is in my house.

  (410): View more from Maryland

  OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.

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• (916): View more from California

  Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.

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