I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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