David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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