Your mouth is God's brothel.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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