just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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