I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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