I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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