he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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