It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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