...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i dont even know how to be here
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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