I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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