whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
i drank out of a bidet.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
