Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
