I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize