oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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