PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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