Ketchup is God's man juice
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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