You're completely useless in the revolution.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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