I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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