Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize