ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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