Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  what if I'm pregnant?

  (848): View more from New Jersey

  smusmorshion

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): what if I'm pregnant? (848): smusmorshion http://tfl.nu/vksj
  Replies (103) Good night (2057) Bad night (3049)
• Favorite

  (813): View more from Florida

  I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (813): I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this. http://tfl.nu/6tpg
  Replies (32) Good night (720) Bad night (3205)
• Favorite

  (618): View more from Illinois

  the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (618): the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game http://tfl.nu/je2o
  Replies (14) Good night (4231) Bad night (561)
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it" http://tfl.nu/fy2z
  Replies (41) Good night (13939) Bad night (1607)
• Favorite

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (405): Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues. http://tfl.nu/ux3u
  Replies (19) Good night (8458) Bad night (1167)
• Favorite

  (989): View more from Michigan

  his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (989): his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted. http://tfl.nu/sm1y
  Replies (19) Good night (4088) Bad night (1077)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home. http://tfl.nu/79vz
  Replies (9) Good night (1520) Bad night (1253)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that http://tfl.nu/h45m
  Replies (4) Good night (1717) Bad night (723)
• Favorite

  (509): View more from Washington

  Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (509): Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival. http://tfl.nu/kooj
  Replies (9) Good night (1694) Bad night (627)
• Favorite

  (765): View more from Indiana

  Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (765): Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic http://tfl.nu/t5x0
  Replies (4) Good night (582) Bad night (1619)
• Favorite

  (804): View more from Virginia

  Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (804): Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body! http://tfl.nu/7w2d
  Replies (4) Good night (1204) Bad night (632)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets. http://tfl.nu/wd0k
  Replies (11) Good night (1622) Bad night (897)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation. http://tfl.nu/ssju
  Replies (5) Good night (1059) Bad night (396)
• Favorite

  (214): View more from Texas

  We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (214): We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla. http://tfl.nu/hnzh
  Replies (1) Good night (841) Bad night (359)
• Favorite

  (712): View more from Iowa

  How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (712): How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober? http://tfl.nu/4zoo
  Replies (4) Good night (587) Bad night (333)

Randomize