i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem