I'm lost and stupid without you.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
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So much rum. So many feels.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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