just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just saw the nastiest chick.
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He called his prostate his "boner button".
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory