you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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it's great music for shaving your balls
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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