How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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