R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
This girl is more easily done than said...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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