she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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