East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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