dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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