the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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