You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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